I'm nikki. this is my blog. let's be friends. that would be cool. you should know that i get really emotional in my tags so if you are not okay with me screaming all the time, you should go. i don't really know what to put here so click on all those other links or whatever. you don't have to if you don't want to. i wouldn't wanna pressure you. just be my friend.

zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

oh my FUCKING god this asshole i’m going to shoot myself

silkspecterette:

TW: RAPE “joke”

so this kid who my friend thinks I’d be so perf with

chats me

and he’s like

“if you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting ;)”

UGH

casually was the one to tell will to tell that joke to you

(Source: singh17)

(Source: rickgrimeshappens)

rabidgaynazirobotdinosaur:

zanderpants:

swoonforme:

have a picture of hugh laurie looking skeptically at a cat

It’s not lupus.

plot twist: the cat’s name is Lupus

thedorseyshawexperience:

Tina Fey gave an awesome speech at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

mrudolphs:

frankenqueen:

mulaney.

(Source: ohhellorula)

comedycentral:

All I know is, I am going to freak out if the iPad Mini isn’t compatible with my old head-buckets and I have to buy all new head-buckets!