if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

posted 1 year ago with 227,973 notes
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oh my FUCKING god this asshole i’m going to shoot myself


TW: RAPE “joke”

so this kid who my friend thinks I’d be so perf with

chats me

and he’s like

“if you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting ;)”


casually was the one to tell will to tell that joke to you

posted 1 year ago with 564 notes
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#jimmy fallon #too presh

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posted 1 year ago with 731 notes
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#the office




have a picture of hugh laurie looking skeptically at a cat

It’s not lupus.

plot twist: the cat’s name is Lupus

posted 1 year ago with 8,175 notes
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Tina Fey gave an awesome speech at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.




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#wEEPING #john mulaney


All I know is, I am going to freak out if the iPad Mini isn’t compatible with my old head-buckets and I have to buy all new head-buckets!

posted 1 year ago with 174 notes
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#my love #stephen colbert